Wednesday, February 10, 2010


So, the husband confessed something to me recently. It was shocking and a little disturbing and I'm just not sure what to do about it. I can't get it out of my mind and I'm not sure how to fix the problem. I mean, there are lots of ways to solve it, I just don't know the right thing to do.

I'm leaning toward trying to lose some pounds. I'm thinking 20-30 pounds would right the situation. And if I could snap my fingers and make it so, I would. But 20-30 pounds is a lot of WORK and sweat and time and tears and pain and suffering and self denial and did I mention pain? I hate pain. But I'd endure it for my man. He's worth it.

I could just let it go. Maybe he could buy something to help with the situation. It shouldn't be too expensive. But that wouldn't really solve the problem, it would just cover it up.

We could involve medical professionals. I'm sure they have a procedure or a pill to make it all better. But I really hate doctors and I just don't want them touching me there. And the cost. Well, it would definitely cost in money and time. I don't think I'm quite ready for that.

Ok, have you figured it out yet?? I'm a snorer. Yep, apparently like a tired lumberjack. I make trains sound melodious and tornados whimper at their own inadequacy. It's so bad, that it even wakes Chris up! And some of you know how hard that is. And it's getting worse, or so My Man says. Worse enough to make him tell me. I'm keeping him up, interfering with what little sleep he does get. And he was put in the uncomfortable position of having to tell me.  Ugh! I'm so embarrassed.

How cruel is this of nature?? Afflicting me with something that doesn't bother me in the least, but affects everyone around me. So now, I get to fix it, for the good of the others.  I guess I'll sleep on it for a while while I figure out the "how".

Hmmmm, what to do now??


Kim said...

I'm sorry babe =-( EVERYONE snores! I do hear that losing weight can make a difference, but maybe you should buy him some ear plugs so you don't feel too much pressure... 30 pounds can take some time. I should know!!!

Kimberly said...

I have the same problem... and looking at the date, did our husbands talk, because mine brought up the SAME thing! When I told him I know I snore, but it gets better when I lose weight, he would just be patient a little longer, he told me "honey, you snored when we first got married." Translation: you snored when you were skinny. face it. you snore.

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