If you want one on one time with the coach, forget how to catch the ball
Those reversible basketball shorts can be turned inside out if you send the waistband through the middle of the leg hole, between the two pieces of fabric
When you put on a pair of reversible basketball shorts inside out, it resembles a teeny tiny bathing suit and cuts off blood flow to your man bits.
If you yell your brother's name from the court while you are supposed to be playing, he still won't hear you, even if you do it 3 times
If you dance while you guard your opponent, your team can steal the ball
When you tell the guy you are guarding that he, in fact, is NOT open, he might believe you and stop going for the ball
When you don't know what to do, SKIP down court, away from the action until you figure out where you are supposed to be, or time runs out.. the coaches love that
We love basketball season!