Overheard from the sick bed

I woke up and wasn't able to get out of bed, so the boys and I stayed home from church. Sick doesn't look good on me when it comes with snot, headache, and bone weary exhaustion. At least it isn't messy.

So, I heard this gem while in my Nyquil induced stupor.

Purple: When you toot you should say excuse me
Boy Wonder: Excuse me, but I didn't toot, I farted
Purple: Toots and farts are the same thing.
Boy Wonder: Really, cuz I always thought toots were soft and quiet and farts were loud and harsh. That was definitely a fart. Excuse me.

He has a point. The boy has a point.