Whiner - 0, Mom - 1

Mooooooom (the whiner wailed) I don't want to see THE VIDEO tomorrow. It's just inappropriate and gross. They shouldn't show kids that stuff. Hormones and hair and, just ick! Who wants to hear about that. Can't I just be absent? Or Dad could get me early?

Well, honey, I guess we could do that, but then I'd get to share that information with you instead. Your choice.

Video, definitely video. And let's never speak of this again.

(I love my life some days)