Random quotes

Mom, why did God make fleas?

How do they make shoes?

Are we there yet?

And the best yet...







(Son 1 to Son 2 while waiting for The Hubby to finish talking with someone at church) Dude, ya just have to wait, it's his job to get laid by people.  (I had just mention that Daddy would be a few more minutes because he got waylaid by someone.)